1. I'e heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
3. You must be the reason for global warming because youćŽe hot.
4. Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you're the best a man can get!
5. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
6. If I had a garden I'll put your tulips and my tulips together.
7. You might as well sleep with me because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway!
8. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
9. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
10. Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!
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